Slow news day

April 17th, 2010

Not a lot goes in my hometown. Digging for stories for the local paper must be a tough job. Most of our headlines remind me of The Onion.

Seeing Eye Dog to Go to Nursing Home
Students Commemorate Favorite Historical Spots With Water Color
Judge Warns Jury
Building Could Get New Use
Scientist to Talk About Genetics
City a Little Cleaner With Volunteer Help
Police Searching for Jewelry Thief
Expansion to House Fertilizer
Postcard Historian to Speak
Hot Dogs a Surprise Element in Egg Salad

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